Actually Patriot might be offensive to some of the people who self identify as such and have clearly demonstrated they don’t have a clue what that means.

She was doing really well and then just went right back to “lol, small penis” at the end. 

But I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that these trucks aren’t popular because of their practical features. They’re popular because they’re stupid big and make you feel important.

So this.

There’s only so much that diaper can do. My daughter had a few nuclear blowouts that sent shit up the back of the diaper and into her outfit. If the kid is sitting or laying in just the wrong way, you’ll be rummaging through the diaper bag for that backup outfit.

If he had immediately bitch slapped Trump when he disrespected his wife, Cruz might have won the GOP nomination. 

I didnt even finish the thought but I made my point. Whatever. Fuck you, Cruz. 

Trump spoke so disrespectfully about your wife that he should have been chin checked, political correctness be damned. You did the opposite and cowered in fear like a true coward, only to resurface as one of Trump’s many ass pimples for the entirety of his reign.

In fairness to Ted Cruz, the girls we refer to as his daughters clearly loathe him.

I think the main problem is that when you buy a Tesla, you are “buying into the future!” When you buy a Chevy, you are buying a Chevy.

I LIKE THIS IDEA.

Northam should just remove the damn statue and then let them sue him to get it reinstalled. While they are awaiting another court order for more bullshit, he can have it melted down so that there is no longer a statue to argue about. Why? Because quite honestly, thats how they operate. And by they I mean white…

some people at a work place have access to jalop, but are blocked from sites such as twitter or any social media to keep production steady. i for one am grateful he posted this image. i mean...do we have to attack everyone for everything? dont answer that. its rhetorical really.

In case anyone wants to actually see the cool tires mentioned in the headline without going on a fucking goose chase:

Mr. McConaughey, please walk a straight line.

Except I’ve also been told that attorneys are also all trained pathological liars, so now I don’t know who to believe!

The two aren’t mutually exclusive. You put a statement of importance online for the world to see, maybe take a second and make sure it’s not open to people saying “was she high when she wrote this?”...It distracts from the point. 

Nah, you’re Bruce FUCKING Springsteen, in Asbury Park, getting arrested for having a drink with a fan... you insist on a jury trial and flip the cops off as you walk out scott free.  He probably wouldn’t even need a lawyer for that one... just the jury. To anyone who couldn’t get out of a jury trial down there, he’s…

lol

Dodge Magnum RT or SRT8.