The guy who says "sort of" plays WoW every fricking night but is embarrassed to admit it.

Definitely the volume, you can have the best or worst reasons but ultimately you will either buy one or zero Xbox Ones.

At least no one got asked out in an elevator.

I frickin love this C stick.

It's like "I'm no ordinary stick, I'm a C stick bitches. C FOR CAMERA."

"Your friendly neighborhood vagina"

So it's the girl next door then ;3

Haha I like the idea of people doing this and complaining about latency.

It really would have been preferable to put the buttons under the screen instead of on the sides.

Finally, women will become obsolete!

Or perhaps they'll have to actually make an effort to get laid haha.

lol, satellite controlled. Something tells me they connect over the internet.

Don't cut Lucas bitches. ö_ö

After voting there's no way of seeing which one is which.

Still the best controller tho.

Sony to MS during the show:

"Just let it happen, it will be over soon"

Definitely cool looking.

Haha that was so rapey, even the audience was like "aughhh!".

His body is ready.

dat rim light

Does this mean I can buy a game digitally, and then a friend or family member who lives somewhere else and has his or her own Xbox One, can then play the game I bought if they're set as one of my 10 family members? Cause that would actually be an improvement on how it is today. But it probably doesn't work this way.

I can give the games I buy to my friend!? What a great feature!

Dude with all that dried up sperm you really shouldn't be putting those games there, I mean get it we all have dried up sperm on our furniture but those old cartridges are really sensitive to it.