I truly do not understand people who continue to defend the use of an outright racial slur as a team name. One of my best friends is a Washington native and as progressive as it comes on pretty much every other issue, but he's so blinded by his fandom that he still defends the Redskins name as "not that bad" and…

I can respect that. I don't necessary agree with you, but I respect your belief.

Were the crab legs told how miserable life would be for them if they pressed charges?

Claw and Order

Oh, like we're supposed to believe a crab in Tallahassee couldn't recognize the starting quarterback for the Seminoles. What kind of crab goes home with a man he just met, anyway?

The NBA is not the government. Your fellow citizens can take away whatever they want from you if they think you're an asshole.

[woosh]

There is quite a bit of overlap between racists and people who have no idea how the Constitution works.

These people seem to think adam silver has placed donald sterling in jail

Once again, the people who shout loudest about the Constitution are the least likely to have actually read it.

Plank makes a great point. If Silver had any sense of decency, he'd have brought down the hammer on Donte Stallworth a long time ago.

He could have sold anytime in recent memory and made that exact same boatload. He didn't, because he wanted to own the team. Now he can't.

Thanks! I'm not sure if it was the swearing or virtuosic harmonica solos, but I found this whole experience oddly life affirming.

now...if we can get Audi's to run on bullshit - my ex-wife's lawyer could drive himself to hell

Why you wanna give me a run-around? Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up when all it does is slow me down?

B.) The emotion is embarrassment, regardless of the situation

This deserves nothing but a big fat +1. This thread, man... What the fucking fuck has happened to the comments here? This has absolutely ruined Deadspin for me.

I have never encountered an instance in my life where someone used a pun to not be funny.

Not every joke hits, it's clear that this one didn't. That didn't stop you from originally putting me in my place, despite your claim that you knew it was a pun.

The next best thing to a hugely successful joke is a joke that draws a ton of humorless responses. I think they are worth a half star.