It was getting chilly. I think I left the oven on too.

It seems to be a joke pointed at Jezebel, not at rape victims. I think? It's making my brain go in circles and I can't decide if it's an ok joke or not? I almost feel like it would be better if it were pointed at XO Jane as an "IHTM: someone raped my weekend" joke, since... honestly that doesn't seem like something…

They're basically "cutting" the honey to spread it out and make it cheaper to produce. Think of honey as cocaine and the corn syrup as baby aspirin.

1-17 with 6 k's. As they say you can't steal first. He's only playing because the reds hope his speed changes games. They should have kept Choo

CATCH THE EXCITEMENT

For someone with an Arrested Development username, you don't seem like you have the firmest grasp on sarcasm.

I mean, I know Romo has broken a lot of hearts with his late game collapses but I wouldn't call those war crimes.

Huh? That's from live television.

I will apologize for this tool to the world, we aren't all like that dickbag here in Cleveland, I promise.

as a lifelong and passionate fan of the indians, allow me to be the first to say that this dickhead needs a swift kick in the nuts.

No, I'd guess he's not a virgin if he's living with his mom.

You're a fucking moron is what you are.

You're human garbage. Throw yourself away.

Pure fucking racist. What is this Halloween? Pathetic. Tell Chief Jack ass to grow the fuck up. Fuck Cleveland. Fuck the Cleveland Indians.

This is the face of a loser that is probably still a virgin living with his mom.

I can't look directly at this photo without cringing in secondhand embarrassment.

"...So I was gunna dress up as Ariel Castro, but, you know, wanted to keep it classy for opening day."

During the 2007 Game 5 against Boston, I had a sign taken away from me because people complained it was too offensive. It read, "Every time Boston scores, I will kill a kitten." When the usher came to take it, I was shocked. Not 8 rows behind me was a 70-year old white guy in war paint, feathers, and a drum. I said,…

JAAAAHST a bit outside. Tried the corner and missed.

"It's not racist. It's just part of our history. State's rights!"