Why would I take advice from you? You don't seem like you've ever driven a car outside a video game.

Stop focusing on the specifics — but if you need one: ANY PLACE WITH HEAVY TRAFFIC AND MANY TRUCKS. Pick any busy truck corridor, every damn day.

What's your advice to people who are in the left lane, trying to move into the right lane because some asshole is tailgating them, but they can't because some asshole is passing them on the right?

Yeah, but you would wait until you have an opportunity to move over, and presumably that opportunity would include the ability for you to get back into the left lane ASAP. I don't ever stay in the left lane with someone tailgating me to make a point, I want the fuck out of their way because if you're tailgating you're…

No, my objection is that no matter how fast you drive, there will always be someone trying to tailgate you in the left lane. And while there are definitely people who drive too slow or hang out in the left lane, most tailgaters are just assholes and the people they're tailgating are just trying to do the same thing…

Exactly... I think we all hate the person going 45 mph in the left lane, at exactly the same speed as someone on the right, but we're not talking about that. We're talking about the asshole who thinks he should get to pass people in the left lane FASTER THAN everyone else in the left lane is trying to pass people.

Why? If the flow of traffic in the left lane is 80 mph, and I'm going 80 mph, passing a line of cars or trucks on the right who are going significantly slower than 80 mph, why the fuck should I join that line so that someone behind me can go 90 mph?

Did I say if it was one tractor trailer or ten or a hundred? Assume 15 tractor trailers and that I'm going 68 in a 55, three cars which are also going 68 and which are also trying to pass the tractor trailers. The dude behind me can wait until the three cars ahead of me have passed the trucks, and I have enough room…

Same difference — call it a scholarship, call it financial aid, call it for athletics, call it for need, whatever... there are still instances of Ivys paying the way for kids whose primary talent is playing sports.

So, if I'm going 80 mph, passing a line of tractor trailers on a hill, and the car in front of me is also going 80 mph trying to pass the line of tractor trailers, and some asshat behind me is tailgating me... I should brake to 45, pull between two tractor trailers and stay there for the next four miles, so that he…

You are assuming that's always the case.

They should really make their lives more difficult so your life can be easier. Fucking inconsiderate assholes.

They do however offer scholarships to kids whose main qualification is playing sports.

All that is a fancy way of saying "Fuck you, football program!" which I'm fine with. But don't bother with the boring, incoherent bullshit statement.

Says the person who is trying to make this into something it isn't.

Yeahhhh.... so, at the end of all this, here's your takeaway: don't like VS sexy sports bras? Don't buy them, and mind your own business. What other people choose to do at the gym is really none of your business.

Yes, and the VS bra is for women who want to display themselves, rather than women who want the most effective workout apparel to enhance their workout experience.

And if she's there to flirt... is it really any of your business?

I thought it was pretty clear, but my point was: clearly, you're not the target demographic.

So, clearly, you're not the target demographic.