I wouldn't do it, I wouldn't tell anyone to do it, I would tell people not to do it, but they're not cheating at the competition, they're committing an act of theft, but a very, very minor one, that has no personal benefit but an extremely lengthy run.

1) They're no more of a security risk in the middle of the street running as they are on the sidewalk next to the street.

So?

I understand why there are generally rules about the numbers of runners and shit, but this hardly seems like a major betrayal or anything to get freaked out about. There were probably any number of more creepy things going on that day than four people who REALLY wanted to run an insane distance.

Someone has already recognized her: https://www.facebook.com/bigriverrunnin…

While I obviously don't care about Mike Franceca, as someone who does produce copyrighted content and does have it ripped off all the time, it really fucking sucks, and most people don't think about it at all.

Buffalo Jills do not use slang words, like "pee". They say "piss", because they're good Buffalo honeys.

But we're attempting to compare Atlanta, right?

How is doing the Dougie stupider than throwing baby powder in the air like some idiot?

So, here's the fundamental misunderstanding — I don't think anyone is really defending Gomez. I'm certainly not. The same thing that I'm saying about Cole or McCann applies to Gomez. He's an ass. He shouldn't watch his homeruns because it's stupid and it's bad baseball. He has done this shit numerous times — he turned…

So, again. No. Try reading the post.

So, we're not talking about people making faces and saying not nice things to each other. We're talking about people pitching at each other, provoking fights and generally trying to apply vigilante justice to people doing things that they, subjectively, don't like.

You're pretty amazing. If we were on a baseball field, I would throw the ball at your head as hard as I can. Is that cool with you? Letting me sort this out by throwing things at your head?

I feel like that's a bridge we can cross when we come to it. When the problem is most people are working out too thoughtlessly, instead of most people not working out at all, we can worry... But yeah, the other problem with numbers is that everyone's perfect number, if there is one, is different.

If pimping a homerun is not a problem that needs a response, then Cole was wrong, because here's nothing to worry about. If pimping a homerun IS a problem that needs a response, all of you people who are so bothered by it should come up with a better one than letting the pitcher inconsistently try to handle it (or…

Yeah. Same.

While I don't use a fitbit, I do use the MapMyRide app on my phone to slavishly map my bicycle rides and track my time, speed and "calories burned", not because I think the phone is particularly accurate or that the calories burned metric is even remotely based on reality, but because it's a measuring system to…

You know that, at this point, I'm just fucking with you.

What's next on your list, grading black people by color of their skin?

A) I don't want umps adjudicating sportsmanship, that was a suggestion of a systemic alternative. It as not MY proposal, it was an example of A proposal.