Isn't figure skating on pretty much every Saturday afternoon from November to March? Do we really need MORE figure skating?

Who knows why the other ones did it — would you like to talk about them? I'm talking about Little Miss Colin.

To get this conversation started off right...

I didn't contrast him with anybody. I just said he was a poseur who pranced around the field.

Was he LeBron James? Because LeBron James gets to do what he wants while people like you cry about it.

We're talking about why he went sleeveless, right?

This may be hard for you to wrap your head around, but there are actually 29 other teams besides the San Francisco Giants, and really, fans of any one of them might be irritated by Little Miss Colin and her tattoos.

He's a dumb poseur who thinks his tats look "badass" while he prances up and down the field.

The refs didn't call any pass interference. The SF cornerbacks were molesting the GB WRs all the way down the field. I'm fine with it so long as it goes both ways and it did appear to.

Cutler is a sulky cunt People don't like him and do like to give him shit. It's fun.

Presumably it's a field in Chicago. Are you stupid? You appear to be if you think Cutler is a Superbowl caliber QB.

Perhaps, but that's the point of the game, so ultimately it's the measure.

Keyboard Cat is a meme that needs to come back.

With the Bears paying him like that, yes, you'd expect him to have a major impact on the game, hopefully in creating a win.

He's great. But he'll always be the really great quarterback who never won a Superbowl, which is, presumably, what his purpose in taking the field every season was.

Sure, completion percentage is a good place to start to evaluate a quarterback, and his completion percentage isn't bad. But it's not great. Ultimately what matters is if the Bears win Super Bowls — are you trying to say you think Cutler is a Super Bowl quarterback? Really? Seriously?

So, completion percentage is the point of playing football? I thought it was to win games, specifically the championship game.

Well, if he stops advancing the cause and just starts advancing himself, it seems like it would matter.

So, he'll go down as history as a sulky Dan Marino. Which still doesn't get the Bears any Superbowls.

It's absolutely easy to argue he doesn't deserve it — he's a fucking flop.