Also — badass name. Sounds like a lingerie company founded in 1987 by a Wall Street junk bond billionaire to make high-waisted thongs. Bankrupted in 1989 despite excellent retail placement alongside Jordache apparel.

No possible way that's not gay. Well, actually it could be completely not gay at all.

Well, let's hope they didn't do anything like assume revenue going forward from any of those merchandising attempts. You seem to be privy to the internal financials of the Duck Commander company — you're sure that there's no financing that relies on TV-related revenue? You're sure that nothing is mortgaged? You're…

I know — I looked up the numbers before I posted.

Well, there have been 18 seasons since they last won the World Series, and they have made the playoffs in 13 of them and won the pennant in two. So, for damn near two decades they have been playing consistently good baseball but flopping in the playoffs.

Yeah, that's what a lot of the people on those other shows thought too.

Oh snap, thats the first funny thing you've ever written. I think we have to credit Bryce Harper for inspiring you.

No, I really strongly dislike arrogance, but I was thinking of other division rivals, like the Phillies. Cocky fuckers who I loathe, but they are at least interesting to watch. I'll watch the Phillies lose anyday. The Braves are just a bore — they had some arrogance this year, but it was just bizarre and now that…

Yeah, I mean, what's not completely creditable about www.celebritynetworth.com.

Who is talking WCC?

Glad you have so much faith in them, I wouldn't buy stock in the company.

I meant, even Braves fans have to admit the DEAL (not the coverage) is particularly egregious. In response to the guy who was saying that every sports team rips off the taxpayers.

Are we sure that's not Mike Holmes?

Deadspin does, but even Braves fans have to admit this is particularly egregious.

There is absolutely nothing fun about any of those players.

Nope. Absolutely not. I don't want to lump them in with that type of show at all.

This is where it starts going down hill. Now everyone is going to pay attention, lots of war whoops from the right, and pearl clutching from the left.

But if Harper is Mike Trout good, plus $1, then he'd be worth it.

You should post the gif, I think it would really resonate with that audience.