WILD THING!

Good luck Cubs fans, as a nats fan this guy was one of the most frustrating players to watch. A lot of us wondered why we hung on to him for so long.

Good old H-Rod...one batter he'll strike out in three pitches with an average speed of 101 miles an hour. The next batter he'll walk on 4 wild pitches. The next batter will get beaned on his first pitch (102 mph). The next batter will hit a 3 run home run on the first pitch. He'll then get the next two batters out…

Thank fuck he's outta the Nats bullpen. Now to get Haren out of the rotation and find a way to get all the batters to stop fucking swinging at balls 20 ft out of the zone and ohmygod the Nats are in deep shit...

Agreed. I loved this flag, especially right after 9-11. Then the teabaggers claimed it and ruined it for me.

Until 2009, at which point it became the uncoolest.

I'm just impressed there was a candidate in Miss Tranny USA from Utah.

Basically we should just disband every athletic franchise out of South Florida. The Panthers suck, no one cares; the Marlins suck, no one cares; the Dolphins suck, a few people care and the Heat...well fuck the Heat.

YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG.

Abbott: Who's on first?

Yeah I guess that's the silver lining here. Even a broken rock still looks like, you know, a rock.

The rock is all kinds of fucked up? It just looks like a smaller rock now.

In the end, its the kid that is going to get the worst of it. It isn't his fault that his grandmother is a loser of epic proportions. Now he and his siblings/cousins are in PC, and will most likely end up in group homes or foster care after the grandmother is dealt with. Wonder where the parents of said children…

This was pretty much a worst case scenario... The player with the most obnoxious fan base in sports gets signed by the team with the most obnoxious fan base in sports. "The Patriot Way" meets "Tebowmania"

Unimog because, well Unimog...

"There were a few dirty text messages, a little groping, some masturbation, and a quick parking-lot blow job."

If you had explained yourself better then people wouldn't keep asking you to clarify your point.

Right? They might start slipping in the standings.

A 14 year old girl?

I don't see the problem. He looks just like what every other Miami "fan" did 3 years ago