Yeah, the nehru jacket isn't helping.

And this was a toy in the 70s. I think the clown from Poltergeist would be more amusing.

Yup. Nightmare fuel.

Oh yeah, using cardboard boxes is cheating too.

Using a wingsuit is cheating.

Of course! It's corny and racisty, but it does have all the gadgetry that defines the Connery Bond imo. Volcano base, silver jumpsuits, monorails, mini-chopper. Hell, The Spy Who Loved Me is a direct rip-off. Goldfinger probably has some of the most notable dialog, but there's huge chunks of lag where Bond is just…

Testify.

Yup, opinions are fun. You Only Live Twice is a better Connery Bond in my book. Volcano base FTW.

Blood sample care of awkward Camp David tête-à-tête.

It's okay, I have a card.

Wayne Pygram for Thanos! If not I'll settle for Marc Alaimo.

He also voiced a mean Deadpool.

I used to have a co-worker that swore by Coors Light on ice. Because it's not watery enough.

WB is a little wary of green apparently. I think it's their "Mars".

Hehe, excellent story. John Cleese as Robin Hood was pretty sweet too.

Tony's character study is what the first Iron Man so appealing

Much love for Time Bandits and Baron Munchhausen, Gilliam's overlooked gems.

Wub wub wub wub wub wub skateboard wub wub wub. Still not digging the emo marketing angle but this looks like Webb is taking all of Raimi's misfires and fixing them. I first thought the "Lizard attacks the bridge" was too close to the Goblin bridge sequence, but now I think it's intentional and much improved.

Casting will be easy too.

You know he probably teaches armed robbery seminars for SHIELD, and was bored that these guys were AR101: Failure to Secure Perimeters.