I was reading the comments on Instagram of some girl who was on the Bachelor (the one who got married on Bachelor in Paradise to the guy she met on the previous season of that show). And she has big boobs. So many girls were like “It’s disgusting that you choose to post this picture. You are MARRIED. Shame on you.”…

I feel like this whole weekend just needs to somehow be wiped from the plane of existance.

I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.

Except for Kitchenette of course.

Atlas chugged.

oh my god “everyone is criminalizing the white race and it’s unfair”

Dammit, beer. Be less delicious. :(

TRUE. I forgot how wild things get when we have a NDG article.

What you don’t like that? I’m really thankful that there are caring individuals out there waiting for BCO to drop so they can let me know when a story is faaaaaaaaake so I don’t end up believing it and eventually elevating it to a diety and worshiping it and going to war for it and eventually breaking off from the…

Monogrammed Thermos™ does both!

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

I’d love, just once, for someone who wants to repeal Obamacare to clearly explain what they hate about it.

Yes the most direct correlation for me, is to that of the entitled weird guys who blame society and the “norms” for their lack of female attention. “But I’m such a nice guy! Why don’t women understand how I deserve them!”

I’m sure that’s not true. And even if we can’t look like our cats, we can certainly try and emulate their “I’m better than you” vibe and Resting Bitch Face.

Tangentially related:

She also mentioned in this epsiode when she was talk/yelling at/with Bonnie that “she dealt with that too” referencing her abuse by her father/uncle/male relative, so it’s possible Wes is an incest baby?

I am so worried about Oliver! His relationship with Connor is my fave.

That is what we need. 20 Internet research nuts and Maury Povich: “Our panel has fact checked your answer on trade deficits and has determined that that was a lie!”

Force them to answer serious questions on economy, trade deficit, foreign policy, etc. And have experts in the audience to refute their lies. Don’t let them say shit they can’t prove.

I would like the time it took me to learn how to properly use the apostrophe back, since apparently it doesn’t matter. Same with learning how to cite sources in an academic paper and parallel park without leaving half my car hanging out in the street.