WHAT IS THAT. My cats push me off my pillow every night. I’ll be sleeping on the edge of my bed, and my cats are lying diagonally across the rest of it, probably wondering what the hell I’m doing in their bed in the first place.

Also for aging pets. Says the woman who just put a step stool next to her bed for her 14-year-old tubby tabby.

“Cats” and “too many” don’t belong in the same sentence. Unless it’s “There’s no such thing as too many cats”.

We have two cats who are very small by daytime. At night, they somehow expand in size to take up a whole king-sized bed. Seriously. There is no way of lying down without being poked by a cat doing an impression of a sleeping starfish.

Where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

You’re supposed to CUT the cheese, not hold it.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Taylor Swift at Burning Man:

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

Finally, a racist, white billionaire gets to have his say. Chaos. Rock and roll. Fucking up that status quo.

Exhibit A, and we are done here.

But...

I like to think that she looked like this.

There is no war on Christmas. There may be a war on what is inside of Christmas - garish Home decor, fruitcake (why is this even still a thing?). And don’t get me started on the Lutefisk and Kringla my family insists be a part of this holiday. That shit actually causes a war on this woman’s inside.