Can’t tell if trolling, but....

There's something about the thought of these bros being doused in menstrual blood that's really charging my squirrels. I think I might be spontaneously menstruating.

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

Do these people think that’s a teaching moment? Like “oh, I’ll show you, server person, with this super unnecessary comment on the check”? Because all it teaches me, folks, is that the world would be better off if you were eaten by dragons.

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.

Pinkham’s Law - every fucking time.

I don’t think that that is possible. The engine and the compressor generate incredible amounts of heat. Unless the car was in motion, I do believe that the engine would overheat and stall in way less time than an hour. Then the battery would drain since the key was still engaged and the blower would be running. Not to…

Weekly Pinkham’s Law Bet: milkshakes (“the restaurant opens at 10AM!! the milkshake machine should have been ready when it was supposed to be!!” etc., while ignoring any discussion of the whole “put it in a bag” madness)

I could defend being in the position of dealing with a small child who is a picky eater. But that doesn’t mean it’s the restaurant staff’s responsibility to go out of their way to deal with it, too.

“After the chef removed the grill marks from the chicken, he sharpened the blackened parts into points and stabbed them in the dad’s eyes, Your Honor.”

Being in someone’s wedding is a special privilege.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.

I know this is not the point of this article, but I just want to say that Benji Hardy’s continued reporting on this case has been really great. I actually didn’t realize that he hasn’t even been reporting that long and does not have much of a background in journalism. He and his colleagues have put a lot of hard work…

it’s a child, not a fucking stray puppy

“They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.”

I've been using this one all day

Since I don’t know what the numbers represent, I’ll just assume they are pay per minute phone sex numbers. “Wanna go balls deep on Our Risen Savior? Call 33333”

Well, let me introduce the brazillian ads in the late 2014 election:

WYATT FOR PRIME MINISTER!