When I hand it to her, I tell her, “No charge for the extra blood!” She doesn’t even blink, snatches the package and leaves.

Like, I know it’s his thing, but I’m trying to think of someone that even Trump couldn’t call a loser. Bill Gates or Warren Buffet? Stephen Hawking? Like, if Malala Yousafzai said “I don’t like him” would he call Malala a loser?

Terry Crews for president! CAMACHO!

I’m not particularly interested in seeing the male shots, but fair is fair… I do believe in justice and equity.

Wild Things, baby!

I don’t really want to see all the penii on every show, but I think a little equity would be nice. Especially on shows that make a point out of showing full frontal female nudity (Yes, I am looking at YOU, HBO.). We’ve been given glimpses of peen here and there, but nowhere near the showing everything we get with…

It involves math, dude. Nothing* draws out apologists more than math confusion.

It continues to amaze me that some customers think that people who professionally make coffee drinks don’t know how to make coffee drinks. Like a barista doesn’t know how to make a cappuccino?

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

Oh my God, people have started calling recipes “Food Hacks”

Can we talk about the use of the word “hack”?

I prefer double-secret menus.

I was so glad that they treated it like the bullshit gender bias issue that it is. You know who has peak vocal fry? IRA FUCKING GLASS. SIT DOWN, SIR.

Hazel Bishop

That’s funny because I had a funeral for J.G. Wentworth, 877-Dead-Now

But you assume that travellers of the class who own Birkins and travel with them are actually handling any other luggage! Carrying a bag other than in the crook of one’s arm risks pulling one’s ensemble askew, and furthermore renders the display of the bag far less photogenic.

Merkin.

Because it’s verboten or because those aren’t choices that you want to make for yourself? There’s a difference.

Do you have a boyfriend? A cell phone of your own? A job? Are you allowed to socialize and make your own decisions in life?

People tell me that the “Model Minority” stereotype is harmless.
I think this present case is a good example of why that notion is wrong.