It’s a palate thing. For example, trying to eat pretty much any candy we loved as children — aside from Milky Way bars, obviously — is an exercise in nausea and wounded tongue. (Jesus, what the fuck are Pixie sticks made out of anyway? Draino and Mr. Clean Lemon Scent?)

Its for people too lazy to make cocktails that taste good, or who want to get drunk fast.

as a country, we need to finally admit that Fireball is horrible

What a wonderful response.

Look, what you’re looking for is a lager or some form of golden ale; the kind of beer that’s relatively low alcohol and extremely drinkable.

I literally just asked her the same thing and then saw your comment. Wow.

And if you get tired of seafood, look up Bao Bao Dumpling House in Portland. So very good.

Portland is wonderful! I have family up there and used to go every summer. There are a ton of great restaurants in the city, so definitely do some research and make a list of places you might want to hit. Asmara (Eritrean) is delicious. The Bar of Chocolate Cafe has ridiculous desserts. Marcy’s is also great, but be…

Go find the cheap-o lobster places, if that’s your thing. Lobster pounds and shacks just off the well-beaten path will be less expensive and less assholed. If you don’t like lobster, pretty much any seafood will do, as Maine has the best seafood I’ve ever encountered.

Take advantage of the many places that serve fresh lobster for reasonable prices. If you find cracking open lobster to be too much hassle (and I don’t blame you, I’ve had it a couple times, would be fine never having it again), get a lobster roll.

All I hear is an angry man yelling a whole lot because the buffet line has brussel sprouts and he HATE brussel sprouts and how dare they offer brussel sprouts when he hates them so much that he doesn’t want his adult daughters to go anywhere near those brussel sprouts.

And always so ABLE to reproduce. Why can’t we target infertility? I want that as my superpower. Fuck flying and mind-reading and shooting lasers out of my eyes.

THATS NOT HOW FAVORITE WORX

That story is making my blood pressure rise, fucking entitled parents are the worrrrrrst.

I work at a library, so you can bet that I feel your pain.

It’s a depressing place to shop. Jumbled, dark, claustraphobically crowded. Full of clothes you don’t really want but it’s all you can afford and a major step up from Walmart or Kohl’s and you can fool yourself into thinking you’re getting a bargain buying that Michael Kors plastic purse or American Eagle shirt for…

My wife and I consistently have discussions as to whether it’s worth going out to eat with our 2 and 4 year old kids. It’s a crap-shoot at this age. Sometimes they’re happy and distractable and other times they’re fairly inconsolable.

I live in Maine and have actually been to this diner. I think the important thing to know about Marcy’s is that it really is a hole-in-the-wall. There are maybe 5 tables and one counter that might seat a dozen. It is tiny and cramped and hot (because the griddle is 3 feet from the counter), but the food is delicious…

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

While sexist attitudes may have been more prevalent and accepted back then, it seems that it wasn’t necessarily worse, just different. Since movies couldn’t have sex scenes, female characters had to be given more dynamic roles than just “hot girl 4” and “trophy wife.” Instead, women ended up playing roles that women…