Loz im geyn, s’aight

At the premiere of his new project Pixels on Saturday

Sounds like the makings of a party!

It’s the bulk / mega store mentality that contributes to this as well. I like going to market every couple of days and making a few meals with what I bring home. I realize of course that this isn’t ideal for people who like to load up like the apocalypse is nigh.

I grew up pretty broke and use those sell by dates as a guideline. Mostly I do a “sniff” test or poke around at the food and observe the texture. My husband grew up upper middle class. He acts like the sell by date is the law. Also anyone else grow up just cutting mold off cheese instead of throwing the whole piece…

I think my casual disregard for expiration dates and my unwavering belief that as long as it doesn’t smell bad it’s fine has made my immune system a force to be reckoned with.

Amy Pond, is that you? The TARDIS blue is a nice touch.

In all seriousness, why do people remain on Reddit? I have never in my life gone to the forum and, save for a few threads coming up in search results, have not even run across it in all my years of using the internet. With so much coming out about the site, is this just a case of bad publicity over a small subset of…

I wish Key and Peele aired on British telly because I love everything I have seen by them (this sketch is no exception).

EDIT: Although we have it on good authority from Dylan Moran that if vaginas could speak, they would sound exactly like Enya.

RIGHT? SHE IS SO LOVELY.

i am SO GLAD Tony decided to give Ina some shine. If I found out he had beef w her I’d probably jump the Bourdain ship completely.

PLEASE add a link to this! I’ve hated Sandra since that fucking Kwanza cake

I still think the Anthony Bourdain/Sandra Lee fight was his peak snide takedown:

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

When people say that they aren’t feminists but are instead humanists, it makes me SO CRAZY.

What the fuck does humanism have with being feminist? How is you being atheist or non-theist or whatever linked to feminism. Google is your friend. Use it to google big words you use before you use them.

HER NAME WAS DAWN AND SHE WAS THE WORST

There are so many words in this article that I don’t understand: fuckboy/girl, thirst, basic. Am I “Old Man Yells At Cloud”?