The face I made reading this.

Literally more offensive to me than Piss Christ.

Every day I’m forced to add new names to the list of people who piss me off.

My children are alive, but they get the sniffles sometimes! WHO CAN I BLAME?

I thought you didn't do poop stories?

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.

I wish Jezebel had interviewed her. People screaming “I hate her now” without providing rationale and people picking apart her appearance instead of her ideas was so off putting and sexist.

the irony here is really that the rules for women’s sports were designed by paternalistic asshats to ensure our delicate lady bodies wouldn’t get hurt and then underfunded the sports for decades while thinking its a-okay to make the women’s team uniforms the discarded, unraveling hand-me-downs from the men’s team.

Yes, you should give to both trans activism and trans health research! Excellent idea.

Instead of donating to this woman, why not donate to a local trans activist group, which are drastically underfunded. Or help fund research for trans people’s health.

I look forward to a time when randomly capitalizing words is considered a punishable offense.

My garden is pretty fabulous (rainbow flowers, rainbow lights, birdcages, tin goats and peacocks, Japanese fishing buoys, etc.), but not one damn neighbor has complained. What am I doing wrong here?

999,999 problems but a brain ain’t one.

We are cat people with two tuxedo cats, so we got a couple of cattoos to celebrate our marriage. Although we don't PLAN on breaking up, we were careful to choose something that we felt represented our relationship and something that appealed to us individually. Sorry for the blurry picture!

We are both huge nerds and strongly bonded over Battlestar Galactica. Opposites definitely attracted because he's always super human I'm always a super cylon.

My wife and I each got this tattooed on ourselves for our wedding gift to each other. Mine on my forearm, hers on her bicep. Lessssbiaaaaans, amirite?!

Husband designed them. Mimics the art on the back on our first stove in our first kitchen that we shared together. We love to cook, eat and entertain.

We got matching Aladdin Sane tattoos on our one year anniversary because of our mutual love for David Bowie.