Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

“You sat through 45 minutes of a 90 minute movie and you NOW want your money back?”

I thought that too, but who gets so much pleasure from fucking with McD’s employees that they’re willing to spend hundreds of dollars and an hour of their time in the service of a prank? If no one is actually going to eat all that food, and it was just a prank, well...that’s commitment.

The burger scam one is exactly why restaurants end up with a policy of “You ate more than a little bit, we don’t believe you when you claim it was terrible.” The couple of times we’ve had to send food back it was clear within a bite or two that there was something wrong.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

Or it just is the most efficient considering what the device has to accomplish. I mean if it looked different would it make a difference?

Its in the shape of a torpedo to make it easier to launch from a submarine by using the torpedo bays.

I feel like this was an elabourate rouse by the Chinese government to show the population “they” are under “constant attack” by the “foreigners”. Otherwise, why would you admit to knowing its purpose and that they’re on alert?

I certainly agree with the need for criticism, but the fact of the matter is that the American presidency is an extremely conservative position, and Obama has (recently) done a bunch of groundbreakingly progressive things for a president.

yes, the president of the US should always take the time to listen carefully to shouters and hecklers that accost him at public events. that seems like a realistic and viable strategy.

“But does anybody else wonder where those holes in the floor go?”

Oh my god who would ever scream at a librarian?! You are known for being quiet, nice people!!! What on earth did this person think you did?

Re: the pizza place. I was just screamed at last week at full volume in front of the circulation desk (I’m a librarian) and I figured that most people around us were thinking, “Whoa! That woman sounds CRAZY. Hey kids, don’t ever act like that.” Never dreamed that someone would back up the lunatic and give the message…

If starbucks ever stops giving out free birthday stuff, they should just give everyone who complains about the policy change that guy's address and phone number.

And then spray her in the face with the little squirt bottle reserved exactly for these instances of being a horrible person.

Dear dining public:

The cherry on top was walking back out after I locked my shit down and the woman’s husband was standing sheepishly at the hostess stand. He handed me a $50 bill and shook his head, saying, “I’m so sorry.”

I guarantee you this motherfucker brags to his friends that he’s figured out a “great Starbucks menu hack.”

This is a terrible cold war mentality that makes absolutely no sense. Dissent is healthy for democracy. It is not beneficial to anyone to prevent Jordanians (or anyone else) from seeing and understanding their country’s own international diplomacy. It’s a stretch to say this kind of information should be classified on…

This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best: