Ok, extra points for the clickbaity headline, but you can’t even mention anywhere in the article whether it is bubonic or pneumonic plague?

“unless an infection is left untreated”

You really want regardless of age in there?

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Yes, it’s basically hippy era free love + Tinder.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

weird things like copying your entire music folder to the folder that it wanted it to be in without asking

No, Mr. Pie. I read the whole article.

Yes, same.

I must be experiencing an anomaly because iTunes works almost perfectly with my Mac. the only problem is that the wireless syncing with my phone is not always available despite my phone being on the same network. But it’s not a deal breaker and that’s really the only problem I have.

I just checked and iTunes is still available to download from the Apple website. Not sure why the author is saying it’s dead.

Would you prefer it masquerade as news like on some other channels?

Okay, Stefon, what’s a human traffic cone?

Seth: Human traffic cones?

“Brooklyn’s newest hot spot is ‘Sinkhole’. Located in Sunset Park on 5th Ave & 64th St, this club has everything - shattered blacktop, gas mains, a falafel vendor. You can also play a game of human traffic cones.”

See, also, “no, I’m sorry I can’t get you cappuccino, our steam nozzle is broken.”

There is nothing I can print that won’t be subject to Pinkham’s Law. If I printed “a customer came in and stabbed me in the face” I would get replies of “WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT.”

Actually, not necessarily true. I have many times warned customers away from a particular product. Usually it was actually because the product was bad.

reminds me of this skit on the Jazzie Show