Is this real? I want this to be real so very badly.

She could work a short cut - but there’s a difference between that and the mullet Tyra gave her

I just took this as an announcement that she has poor hand hygiene.

My guess on what really went down:

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

And even then that analogy doesn’t really work in the way he wants it to. Soldiers volunteer to go into active duty by joining the army, and if they say “Nah, I don’t want to fight in THIS particular war, thanks” I believe that the army frowns on that. Davis volunteered to become an arm of the state when she ran for…

Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

I don't like the stuff we're learning from The Learning Channel anymore.

See also- Try not to embezzle so much. Or tax evade. Or whatever she did.

Not doing things that we sometimes want to do is the hallmark of being an honest-to-God grownup. Impulse control.

It is OMG-AWFUL. But I watch it religiously. And every time I do, I think to myself, "I am far too intelligent for this..."

Sexy Unique Restaurant... Which sounds like my Arlo Guthrie cover band.

I hate that movie. Hate it. Would love to set every copy on fire, and beat the writers and director and producer over the head with the flaming mess.

meh, big fur bikinis never went away for us lazy girls. Luckily my husband is a fan of bush (or he's atleast wise enough to act like he is).

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

The bullying comparison is perfect because it really IS bullying. Bullying disguised as b.s. compliments.

I'd like to add,

In order to watch cable news, ESPN, Disney or the History Channel, every family in America must now also pay for pornography on FX.

Seriously. Not the eyeball yanking, finger cutting off, prison rape and gun fights? Nah, that's all fine. No asses though!!!

I'm sorry but what children are watching this show, exactly?