Someone needs to get that child out of the house. She does not look like she's being well taken care of. The family has fallen apart. And...I was a chubby kid who became a fat adult, and I'm not trying to either fat shame nor pick on her, but she has gone from chubby to obese since Honey Boo Boo has been on the air.…

I didn't know Chibbs was a cum-lover. That show really is edgy....

Annabeth Gish (Jarry) had another take on the appropriateness — http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/11/05/son….

And then they waited outside the bed chamber until the blood stained sheets were produced.

My nursing coworkers and I have been joking about really wanting to get "probably don't have Ebola quarantined" Three weeks off! I would like my "probably doesn't have Ebola" husband to stay with me. We'd give our credit card number to the Thai place that delivers and they could just leave the food on the porch.

I googled "head on a swivel gif" but instead I got these gifs of owls with incredible ranges of motion:

"The military calls it 'keeping your head on a swivel' and it's probably the most important thing you can do to ensure your safety." So.... literally live every moment like I'm an Army Ranger deployed to Afghanistan? Also, those guys get paid.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

"How did all of these anti vax morons never run across anything like that?"

Daenerys simultaneously makes me ragey and bored. I like Tyrion's chapters the best.

My nephew wanted to name his little brother Soupy. Because he liked soup.

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

With this charming example of civility how could anyone want to restrict the availability of guns to such kindly citizens?

I can't help but lol at her for calling him both an Atheist and a Muslim in the same breath.

At least 7. At least.

How many of our problems in this country would be solved if everyone just calmed the fuck down and listened to the CDC?

Naked baby, filling up on fluids while near a designer dress. You KNOW that dress got peed on.

Everyone I've ever met who ate like a toddler also behaved like a toddler in many ways. I couldn't spend my life with someone who is set in their ways and afraid of new experiences.

Guys I'm still waiting on jobs to hire me and save me from my current bad job (really bad boss). Please send good vibes southward.

If you don't like it, don't watch it. If you don't want to read about, don't click on links. You could easily go about life without any interruptions from Andy Cohen & Gang. I hate that The Bachelor has been on for approx. 45 years but other people seem to enjoy it so who am I to complain?