I really fail to understand the thought process behind threatening someone’s life over something you disagree with, or the person’s looks (like what happened to Lindy), or even if they were somehow shitty to you. Like, will you actually carry it out? Are you just venting? Do you mean to scare the one you’re…

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Holy shit, I would never believe that was the same person. She should have taken the mag cover’s advice to “forget the facelift.”

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

I’m a woman in her forties who has several Lands End dresses that are comfortable as shit and I’ll pair them with a cardigan.

I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

Plus I doubt he'd ever dare say the same thing to any male comedian.

Elvis ate it and so do I. Come at me bro!!! (But be gentle plz)

My wife ate them growing up. She gets defensive whenever I express disgust at the idea.

Demon here! I grew up eating banana/mayo sandwiches. I'm also white and live in Alabama. Honestly, I was an adult before I realized banana/mayo sandwiches weren't actually a thing.

Me. Peanut butter, banana, and mayo. It’s delicious. I'm sorry.

My very southern grandparents do too.

Americans...y’all are so freaked out my bodies.

“I’m a Belieber/I couldn’t leabe her if I tried...”

It is a well-known scientific fact that if you look at a butthole closely enough, you will see the words “Exit” inscribed on it in the language your mother spoke when she was pregnant with you.

That...is not what 10-week fetus feet look like!

I can’t stand to know people like this....

Are you sure that she’s an art curator and not in the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation? Because she sounds like a person that will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.