Americans have a weird relationship with death. The reason medical care costs in America (for humans) is so outrageously high because of the belief that there must be something the doctor can do to "save" the patient. Instead of letting granny or grampa die in peace and comfort at home they spend their last days in…

Am I under arrest? Am I under arrest? Hank, am I under ARREST!!?

Beautiful girl, lovely dress/High-school smiles, oh yes

Far Right Conservatives on Gay Conversion: "You can't dictate what doctors can and can't tell people!"

You have obviously never served a table.

If you receive service bad enough to tip $0, then you should by all means complain to the manager. Writing snotty notes on the receipt means the waiter, whether or not they knew they were bad or not, and whether or not they deserved it, will write you off as a bitch. If you actually voice your concerns you will be…

Whoever Lil Debbie is, Haim's "Falling" is my favorite song right now. Followed by their song "Don't Save Me," then their newest release, "The Wire."

You must be new here. We hate her. And on Wednesdays we wear pink.

I had my iPhone vaccinated and it doesn't do that now.

Wait... Sydney Leathers *isn't* her porn name?

She has Kurt's eyes. So beautiful.

Nobody in True Blood has a functioning brain. Come on. You wouldn't doom me to eternal single status?

The best thing about this besides everything is that I learned that The Roots' sousaphone player goes by Tuba Gooding Jr.

Only if he dares to eat a peach.

I know. If the plan was to cast Brendon, then I think that it all worked out for the best! Nathan Fillion is the best Mal.

Will you be in your bunk?

I am sure that this will either not happen or that it will happen and it will be vaguely disappointing in the way that RENT (the movie) was but all of the parts of me that are deeply into Willow Rosenberg TOTALLY want to see Willow Rosenberg lezzing it up with as many people (or tricky half woman/half snake demons…

Jezebel!!!!! OMG!!!!! Thank you SO MUCH for featuring my project!!! I cannot believe my fifth grade face is being featured on one of my favorite sites! Thanks for getting my message across correctly! I'm so happy I can't stand it! :)

It also doesn't have a base so don't put it in your butt unless you want to explain to the ER why you have a gnome in your colon.

Of course he was. Virtually all cashiers love it when customers have "a bit of a tantrum." Everyone knows that.