This kid's face has made my day....

Nice to know that the guys entrusted with the lives of our presidents (current and former), AND expected to take bullets for them, aren't even given a good enough health care plan to cover cancer costs. UGH

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single person in possession of good fortune must be in want of Jane Austen's face.

Yes bow down to the NHS, i am dealing with the mental health side and they have been amazing i am 18 and dealing with agoraphobia and anxiety and every week someone comes round to my house and they work on building up my stamina and making sure that i can deal with going out without having a panic attack , i have been…

I'm not a huge Lena Dunham fan, but she's preaching it right here:

Lol at William saying the baby has more hair than him.

I bet it's killing Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian that they couldn't debut America's Baby this way. No way Kanye could be that gracious with the media.

If he were cast as her P&R on-screen love interest, the Interwebs might explode in an orgasm of joy.

Ha ha ha, love it. Yeah part if me thinks the Cooch and Bob Marshall are in some sort of weird sex club and that's why they are the way they are. Another part of me would like to sleep again.

it will never, ever happen, but all Terry has to do is run a five second commercial with him saying, "If elected, my opponent will outlaw blowjobs."

Suddenly I feel so safe in Texas.

You know, if he only intends to apply it to kids, in public, and non-consenting persons, why not include that in the law? Doesn't that seem easier?

His argument that it will only apply to kids makes no sense. It's already a crime to sodomize children.

Right???? I thought the same thing! In my mind, she was like, make-little-kids-cry-and-have-nightmares scary looking. Here, she's pretty and has pointy teeth. I want her to look more, I don't know . . . feral? Crazy?

I don't understand that outfit and I won't respond to it.

I feel like I need to learn to dance and am willing to put in the time to do it, but what if they don't play the EXACT song you learn the dance to in the club?

I don't watch the view, but if Margret Cho was on it, I'd give it a chance.

The fetus is nonviable because it's 20 weeks, not because it has Downs.

I swear I need a body autonomy party at least once a week, followed by a fuck sexism party. So bring your red wine over, I'll put on Buffy.