What does it say that our species is obsessed with items that look like either penises or Jesus. Just those two things, though.

Where's the lapel pin, commie?

This woman is a real-life Andy Bernard with name-dropping Princeton.

I went to University of Phoenix Online which is like the Ivy League on the Internet.

I try to tell young women that regardless if you agree with the practice of abortion, you shouldn't want that right taken away from someone else. If we allow them to start chipping away at a little bit of our reproductive rights, what's to stop them from taking away all of them?

I'm a ballet dancer, so the women I hang around with all have bloody, discolored feet with numerous blisters. Methinks our definition of a nice looking foot is something along the lines of "not actively excreting anything."

You may also be able to substitute "gun" with "corporation."

Alvarado St. Sprouted Wheat 4 LYFE!

Really, the worst part is her not just saying "Barack and Michelle Obama." When you have to be economical with your characters, that just seems like a huge waste.

statistics! so helpful to phobias!!! except nope they're not.

"No One's Talking About the Flight Attendant Heroes in the SFO Crash"

"Flight attendants have to learn hundreds of regulations and know the safety features of all of the aircraft in their airline’s fleet. They must know how to evacuate the plane on land or sea within 90 seconds; fight fires 35,000 feet in the air; keep a heart attack or stroke victim alive; calm an anxious, aggressive,…

Someone remix this with Summertime, STAT!

"What are you doing later?" = What are you doing later?

And that right there is the reason for almost all the hate (and certainly all the non-MRA-related hate) for feminism, a simple misconception about what feminism actually means.

What the everloving fuck is going on.

Wake me up when there's an Ada Lovelace movie.

Good article but I wish you wouldn't mock people who like to masturbate with their heads in the sand. Ostrichian auto-erotic asphyxiation is a perfectly healthy masturbatory practice that upwards of several people worldwide enjoy on a daily basis.

4 years married. No kids. Disposable income = lots of great dates = happy fun times when we get home.

That....cannot possibly be the same Edward Furlong that set my 12 year old heart on fire back in 1991.