It’s a long list:

Lena Dunham, the perfect candidate to make gay marriage about herself.

Was she paid the same amount or more as lead actor dude for her performance? If yes, feminist. If not, not actually feminist.

Good. Instead of talking about qualifications, we’re talking about his body and eating habits.

You could say that that dog has... expensive taste.

a fee grows in brooklyn

No, it’s Becky.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

On the internet, no ones knows you're North Korea

Dad: "Good night. I love you, pumpkin."

Naming your vagina after yourself is like naming all your kids George. It's arrogant, unnecessary, and just makes everyone uncomfortable.

What if they made a spinoff show that was just about Arya coming of age? And what if it was called Arya There God? It's Me, Margaret? Don't judge me!

Jesus fucking Christ, Cassiebear, you are a treasure. This is truly your finest work yet.

I would ask "where the fuck did you find that image," but I already know that your GIS Fu is as strong as mine, so... yeah.

I'm a fully licensed pediatrician. Here's me with one of my favorite patients:

Between the fact that you are a bear and that you are willing to do the procedure for burritos- I feel like you might not be an accredited doctor.

$3500 to inject salt water into your tits?

I have a confession. When you recommended MAILING the cake, I may have been somewhat close minded in that I assumed you would not stuff it in an envelope, yet wrap it in some form of protective wrap and securely place it in packaging of complex configurations featuring multiple corrugated and uncorrugated layers made…

Yes, by MAILING it.

I summarize Game of Thrones every time I hear the theme song. The theme has lyrics (here's the first 4 bars, I believe it's in 3/4 time):