Truth. I bought a Santa Fe last week. I told my broker I wanted an Acura. He told me I couldn’t afford it and should buy a Santa Fe. I told him I wanted a Highlander. He told me the trim line wasn’t as good and I should buy a Santa Fe. I told him I wanted Durango. He laughed at me and made me drive the damn Santa Fe.…

I know, right. Somehow the combination of dad in your kid’s carpool + Beastie Boy = Filth I want to do.

Was she paid the same amount or more as lead actor dude for her performance? If yes, feminist. If not, not actually feminist.

Turns out, a lot of things look like calimari. http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives…

Syriously, I just-khan't.

See also, French toast.

Nonsense. They are beautiful. They looks like fat, spotted wolves, and they are smart. After mine rounds up the children, he sorts the mail, gets online and make sure the bills are paid. Fat wolf, I love you so.

The fuckery. Why is this spider not on a leash?

I never felt the clock. Then, at 32, I missed a period, which was always somewhat routine for me. But, when it came two days later, I cried. I knew then I wanted bey-bees, and badly. I was knocked up within a fortnight. The clock ticked, like once.

Despite all your rage, they are still just some cats on a page

"A lot of people don't realize this is an authentic mountain lodge..."

Here is the main difference between Girls and Seinfeld. With Girls, it is hard to tell how much the character of Hannah = Lena Dunham, and therefore how much Hannah's selfishness as a character translates to the selfishness of real life Lena. With Seinfeld, it was pretty clear that Jerry = Jerry – even if TV Jerry was…

This is great – but it isn't the whole picture.

I live in Colorado and daycare/preschool is outrageous. Infant care averages $20K/yr and toddler care is about $13K/yr. The only places I found that were cheaper involved leaving your infant in the care of a smoker with a toy bin in the front room.

I am thin. Where is my million dollars?

Maybe it helps that I was a babysitter when I was in college. I genuinely loved the kids I watched. It was fun to see them every week or two and watch them grow. I would pick them up from soccer practice, cook dinner with them, watch (PG) movies their parents had never heard of. And while I wasn't perfect (I once…

Amen. I have three points here:

Have a baby shower for baby number uno. For number two and beyond, invite friends for brunch and specify no gifts. Then everyone can celebrate baby and but you can avoid the two shower unpleasantness. And then you won't have to answer to number two when he/she is 20 and wonders why no one cared enough for a shower…

I was ready to hate on her. I watched her videos to get some ammo. Turns out she's good.

You know I get rid of the hair globs in the shower drain?