After I got married, my brother took my husband aside and showed him how to open a beer bottle with his wedding ring.

It's shopped. Check out the size of that toddler.

My grandma used it. It even was sold as a type of shampoo at the Rash Factory, err, Body Shop for a while.

What is in the cup? Did anyone else notice the smudge of something? Do porcupines go crazy for chocolate?

My 2.5 year old calls them "Nickels." As in "Babies like to eat nickels." She can comment on the world as she sees it. And everyone else can think I am feeding the baby spending coins. Win, win.

The Norwegian butter shortage is confusing. They do know it's possible to make your own butter, right? It's pretty hard to start your own sugar plantation. But making butter is just whole milk + internet research.

Just to be clear, the walrus is not hating on MODERN art (that would be Jackson Pollack and the like, which as everyone knows, walrus' love). He is hating on CONTEMPORARY art. Because the walrus is sadly behind the times.