Maybe I’m overthinking this, but if I were Taylor Swift, adored symbol of white supremacists in America*, I wouldn’t join promotional forces with a company full of people wearing brown shirts.

one of the most objectively stunning women on Earth

It’s probably her look. Hef had a crystallized idea of what a young woman should look like that is pretty dated now.

I’m in a rage that he would even dare to compare himself to Carroll O’Connor. Grrr.

All In The Family, or “Archie Bunker” as Tim Allen calls it (he may be thinking of the spinoff, “Archie Bunker’s Place”) was a cultural force because of Norman Lear and how it held a stark light up to outdated bigoted sentiment in the face of the cultural revolution of the late Sixties and Seventies.

Unless you are Titus.

No, we normal people don’t canoodle, just like we don’t “rock” every piece of clothing we wear, nor do we “slam” every piece of news we don’t like.

She’s the Hello Kitty of first ladies. Okay to look at, and has no mouth.

Maybe the media can’t, but I, for one, can absolutely deny her class, poise, and patriotism.

Melania’s popularity is 100% based on being attractive and very quiet. For trump supporters she’s the perfect woman, none of this uppity talking back and having opinions feminazi shit. Guaranteed if she somehow came out saying something the trumpers found offensive or controversial, they’d be calling her an ugly old…

........”ball-flicking” is an accepted outlet for “straight” guys who yearn to caress another man’s “package” (to find out how Big it is), but do not wish to be thought gay......old as time.....

I shouldn’t be giggling that Bridzilla’s SoVeryImportantWedding got ruined by an “act of God”... but here I sit.

Clarissa Needs to STFU.

It takes quite the logistical genius to realize standard overnight is almost as good as overnight am service at a lower cost.

It seems Kevin Hart comes up short in the fidelity game.

In a small household with one bathroom, the moms notice.

...and she was still bad at it. That’s what you seem to be missing.

...Man, I think I’m going to keep coming back to this piece all day, thinking about it more. Upon reflection, this bit is really sticking with me:

Yeah but the Junior part... is fucking me up. Shit, If my mama is SERENA FUCKING WILLIAMS... NAME ME SERENA which is short for “Blessed by the hands of Black Jesus and the female Gods in the world”.

It is a personal experience, but it’s one that a lot of women are made to feel guilty about. It’s portrayed often as an elective procedure even when it’s done for valid medical reasons, but more than that, it’s seen as a failure to perform one of the most fundamental rites of womanhood without assistance. Which is all…