“It’s taken me until 40 to get my head out of my ass.”
her publicity team bought her followers
People must follow her in an attempt to find out why she’s so popular but then forget to unfollow because she leaves that little of an impact on them.
So he’s going about his day, some random Saturday and thinks: Hmm. I’ll stop by t his store and get a knife. I’ll stab myself and say it is because of my nazi haircut. I’ll blame a black guy because I’ll be believed.
Just when you thought “Yas Queen” was dead, Paris Hilton, Rita Ora and a pair of hideous pants arrived to drive the final nail in that coffin.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Caitlyn is the kind of rich white woman who has just discovered that all her money and all her “I’m not like THEM, I’m not a (insert SJW/Feminazi/etc here)” bullshit isn’t going to save her from the very behavior she claims isn’t a big deal when other people complain about it. (see also: Megyn Kelly) She truly…
Please get rid of the hat.
Jeez, what a baby. What’s so bad about pleasuring a dog? I don’t particularly like dogs, but they’re not hard to please at all. Just pet them, scratch behind the ears. Wait...
He’s America’s black friend.
She probably stole the company from an 11 year old without paying for it, tbh.
“...and when there was one set of tire tracks?”
I’m currently rewatching GG, and all I can think is “Damn, Serena is dumber than a box of hair.”
I wish she did coke. It might actually give her a personality.
After Serena has recovered from having her baby next year, do you think we could get a Battle of the Sexes 2.0? I want to see her beat the shit out of John McEnroe on the court. Maybe that would shut him up once and for all.
The Beyoncé article headline says she “sent back” Kim K’s gift. But the article says she gave it to nurses. Giving it away is not sending it back.
He looks like Benedict Cumberbatch mated with a fruit bat.