Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

If she’s pregnant, whoever’s tasked with carrying her around will be carrying two babies instead of one. Think about it.

I almost had a panic attack:

This has troubled me from the beginning of Trump’s run. Why hasn’t Kushner’s family renounced anything Trump has said? Aren’t they wealthier than the Trump family? and how does Jared stomach his father-in-law ogling Ivanka?

The Academy better put its money where its mouth is, and make a very public statement during the ceremony in protest of the ban, as it directly attacks their members and a nominee, Asghar Farhadi.

Glad that Kim K’s posted that... I believe her audience is not political, or even republican, which means that she has a basis for educating them. Facts! They still exist.

People who have lived in the US for years, who have studied & worked here and have families, have been denied re-entry into the country. People with proper green cards have been denied re-entry. Families in places like Yemen, who have lost their homes to US-backed Saudi bombing, are denied entry. People who risked…

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…

I was drugged in college and the last thing I remember is my friend screaming at the guys following us to leave us alone before totally blacking out. After two beers. The photos from the night are not things I remember doing. Being fully clothed and speaking coherent sentences doesn’t mean she wasn’t drugged.

I have always had a low-grade dislike of Casey Affleck that has blossomed into a deep anger. I so agree with Constance Wu, he demonstrates how being a white man who assaults women won’t hurt your career.

What is it with the Afflecks? Why do people keep making them happen? I blame Matt Damon and Kevin Smith.

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I think Trump is the logical conclusion to this obsession with Reality TV. We have allowed our lives to be made into reality tv; from dating competitions, weddings, divorce court, plastic surgery makeovers, botched plastic surgery un-make-overs, weight loss competitions, etc. Virtually every aspect of our real lives…

“Man, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I fucked up over the past few years...”

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

Nice try but no way am I being sucked into a spanking debate.

It’s coming out in January AND it’s the first we’ve heard about it... that tells you it’s gonna suck.