Yep, it’s 9 a.m. and I’m just getting around to putting on pants, considering the gym, but really this hot coffee in my silent loft apartment is quite nice. They made today a work-from-home day at work due to the sub-zero temps. Maybe I’ll finish my book since I have two more in the queue, but I should tidy up and get…

We were all duped into thinking she was nice but she proved us wrong when she went after Danny Moder’s ex-wife.

this take has me feeling emotions, deeper than i’ve ever dreamed.

I’m calling it first. Their celebrity portmanteau will be ‘Mariah’ in recognition of the distinct elements each bring to the proper relationship.

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

For years scientists have mistakenly claimed that diamonds are the hardest naturally occurring substance. In reality, that award actually goes to Angelina Jolie’s jawline.

Kim’s face looks like it’s floating around.

I get respecting your man’s opinion about fashion...some men are very fashionable. I love a man who can buy me clothes. BUT.

My gut is telling me The Queen is on the list too.

So we’re just going with the rebranded “wolfpack” bullshit after years of them calling themselves “Pussy Posse”? No. Just call them what they actually are at this point, skeezy middle-aged creeps.

At least Jack Nicholson dated a few awesome, interesting women who didn’t make their living as clothes hangars. See Angelica Huston.

It’s been interesting watching Twitter after the press conference. All the reporters are talking about the Russia Hacks or the fainting episode or anything but the two solid minutes where Obama lambasted them for running with the hacked email narrative for 6 months then wondering why it was such a big deal.

October 31st. Broke up 11 years ago. I only remember because she was a horror show.

She’s young for a presidential candidate, she has amazing work ethic, she has stamina, she defers to specialists, she is pro-civil rights and the environment — I mean, why the fuck not. Without exaggeration she is galaxies better than what we’re looking at.

we have a coworker who is a wonderful, wonderful woman. she’s beautiful, kind, caring, thoughtful, and sweet as all get out.

I want so badly to agree with you. I’m starring your comment. And then I remember what a fierce feminist she was in denouncing Kanye’s lyrics about her, and ....... not quite as truthful as she first appeared.

He forgot to add unattractive.

“Culturally, [I’m] perceived as being white, male, upper-class, privileged.”

How I wish Jennifer Lawrence would just go away.