I wouldn’t put it past him. We all saw him straight-up murder someone in a bar.

After the incident, Obert told ESPN’s Outside the Lines that Solo “grabbed [the 17-year-old] by the head and she kept slamming him into the cement over and over again.” Obert also said that Solo assault her when she came to her son’s aid.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

So many layers! Like a shady little onion.

I LOVED that part because Trump claims Obama is a Muslim. And then goes and tells a Muslim kid that HE’S what makes America great. And what’s Trump going to do about it? Attack the kid? No he’s gonna sit his ass down on that one. Obama man, I just love him.

“we have grown ass adults arresting brown, not-Christian kids for being smarter than they are.”

Not to mention his sly reference to Trump’s “make America great again” nonsense. Hail to the Chief.

I have to think at this point she’s being led by the hand by Liberty Counsel, right?

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Shaggy Walnut. For the win!

*headdeask* Dude, no! The whole reason that Sherman Alexie went out of his way to focus on female writers and writers of color in the Best American collection is precisely because it is so much harder for them to get published in every other case.

Kalliope Jones, teenage girl band signs lucrative record deal. Titles first album, ‘IDGAF’, releases first single, titled ‘I don’t care what your boner thinks’.

I feel jealous of how incredibly “present” and aware they are! I LOVE THESE YOUNG WOMEN SO MUCH! SO MUCH BRAVE! WOW! Had I had ovaries like this at that age... WHO KNOWS what I could have done. Instead I was all pleasy nice nice, don't offend the boys. (I am 56...) GO YOUNG WOMEN AND SLAY THE DRAGONS THAT ARE LEFT! I…

Also, from Katie Hennessey, mother of drummer Batteau:

It wasn’t a year ago this article is badly worded. She made the request June 1 someone had an issue 8/25 and has been on leave since then. As I said else where it seems like this was an informal arrangement she made with her supervisor and whoever she worked with on each flight not something requested and accommodated…

Dear god, if there was ever a time when I wished that “fired” really did mean “out of a cannon, into the sun.”

This woman is a fucking monster and I’m glad she’s fired. That is all.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…