It troubles me that you referenced Basset but not the chick from Total Recall.

She also announced she was changing her name to "Eccentrica Gallumbits" and plans to leave earth for Eroticon 6 as soon as it is feasible. Apparently was also quoted as calling Zaphod Beeblebrox "The best bang since the big one"

What is this "American Horror Story"?

Q8: Have you never seen Total Recall?

YEAH. And I had a partial scholarship. Still had to take out a lot of loans. UGH. Thanks <3

*takes notes*

Man...some of these ship designs blow my mind. Awesome.

The Onion article about God's response to 9/11 still makes me cry.

and it will be beautiful.

This is great—hadn't seen this back in the day. Thank you. I also loved Letterman's first post-9/11 show—I think he was the first late night show to get back on the air, and he handled it beautifully. His monologue was amazing.

That fucking cake story gets me everytime.

I know Wendy Davis SAID she had an abortion, but we're gonna need a man to verify that for us. Maybe two or three. Can we just get a couple of men to support this woman's stories about her own personal life? We just need a male perspective on this so we can really be sure it happened. Anyone?

First you stop teaching science in schools. Then you trumpet personhood and call women who get abortions murderers. Then you criminalize miscarriage. Then you have assholes who know nothing about how reproduction actually works declare themselves in charge of both regulating it and explaining it to the idiot…

The women's college graduate in me wants to thank you for using the word "alumnae" in this article.

Ohhh..... Hmm.

noooo I love when Cameron takes on asshole roles. Why do so many people hate her for Miss Hannigan? WE LOVE YOU MISS HANNIGAN.

I agree with all this. Jamie Fox and Rose Byrne end up together in this? Amazing. They're both so charming.

$1,000 says you don't have kids and haven't spent much extended time with/in control of kids.

Or, kids are weird and do weird shit like flop around on a sofa while their parents are busy talking, and the parents don't see it before the photographer does because they're busy talking to the president.

These apologies would seem more sincere if Pizza didn't already have a history of domestic violence, which has led to copycat crimes being committed by the Moon.