dress is a size 4/6

Now hold on- the commenters on the Gawker article ASSURED me Jezebel would have nothing to say! How am I supposed to gloat over the lack of balance in Jezebel coverage? Shucks. Back to old fashioned name calling I guess.

I never watch The View so technically I don't really care if Rosie goes back to that show or not...

"World's sourest little grape."

Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

the notebook was a kissing story

I'm real sad that you can't cry anymore because I totally teared up with laughter at this line:

"Old Guy Reads Out Loud: The Movie."

OK, I sort of like Love, Actually sometimes, but I love you for this. I have NEVER understood the love for The Notebook. Or anything Nicholas Sparks writes, to tell the truth. I watch Safe Haven on my Netflix recently and kept thinking, "Wasn't this a Julia Roberts' movie in the '80s?" And then the end with the…

...because she's like the Michigan J. Frog of dementia...

I kind of want to add them to all manner of photos, and then start a theory that they are the ones pulling the strings, and not just in shampoo commercials. A couple on the grassy knoll, another one standing behind some politician as he gives a speech, several behind the Pope. You get the picture.

It really looks like they are just making fun of him behind his back.

That gif is completely mesmerizing me.

We used 4 Expedits to make a work table. (The four middle holes go all the way through to store boards and other long things.) My husband put his computer into a floating ceiling, so he can plug in his computer monitor or take it away without any surrounding cords.

Yes, this is totally correct.

in b4 the mras!

I'd take a bet that the majority of people being shitty towards Hilaria Baldwin are not, themselves, mothers. There is no easy way to bring up a baby, just as there are no easy ways to actually give birth to the little feckers. I know a lot of mothers who abandoned breast feeding because they wanted to hand the baby…

I feel like I've grown up with JGL, which makes me unreasonably proud of him. Like "Aww, look! He made good! You go, JGL!"

In my jurisdiction, the sum total of advice for the public (and even witnesses) is the following:

I was thinking the same thing initially, but all I'm really familiar with are the dress requirements for counsel and parties, not the gallery. I think it's fair to say that the dress code for counsel and parties is pretty gender neutral, but I am not aware of our local courts caring what members of the gallery wear. …