So what I'm hearing is that Antonio Banderas is available?

I HAVE DELIVERED OKAY. I DID NOT EXPECT SUCH A GOD DAMN SHITSTORM OVER MY POST

my boyfriend flushed my tampon down his toilet the other day...I took it out to shower and when he came into the bathroom he flushed it!!!

Ooh, wowwww. You're probably trolling, but just in case not: Mariachi is a legitimate musical art form. It's authentic. I live in New Mexico and mariachi is pretty popular here. People listen to it non-ironically. Maybe you're a tad racist if you think that something is wrong just for being quintessentially Mexican?…

Um, no. It's not racist to hire a mariachi band to play mariachi.

On Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, the actress who played Kira was part of a transporter accident that transferred Miles's and Keiko's baby into her body.

What the hell is your problem?

Timothy Olyphant is one of the very few who exude charisma without cracking a smile. Holy shit, Deadwood.

"Hotness monster" is so apt. Extra apt. Too apt. Apt PLUS.

What?! All my dreams are coming true! AND Timothy "hotness monster" Olyphant? This really is the perfect antidote to the news of the last 5 days.

Yeah, because real idiots who are only media savvy graduate from Wellesley with honors, go on to graduate from Yale Law (and also be accepted at Harvard Law), work on political campaigns from their teens on, work as a professor of criminal law at University of Arkansas, direct the legal aid clinic at the same…

The "Have a Wonderful day!" part really adds a nice touch to the casual misogyny.

I'm not a huge Hillary fangirl, but all the attention her clothes and hair receive is insulting. The woman is brilliant, powerful, and has proven she is a capable leader. Who the eff cares how her hair is highlighted or if she is wearing pants?

'The Scrunchie Chronicles: 112 Countries and It's Still All about My Hair.'"

I'd like to rewrite Lysistrata where the women refuse sex to the men, the men righteously slaughter all of them in bloody well-deserved vengeance, and then bro-five each other and go out for brewskis.
The problem is, most people wouldn't get it was satire.

"eviscerate"? Do you mean "dismantle"? It's a weirdly violent image to conjure up, if your argument is that we have to stop feeding a culture of violence.

A thousand points to Gryffindor!

"all we can do, in her sacrifice, is to make sure that it never happens again."

Jeanne Tripplehorn for the win! Every single one of those would be a vast casting improvement. Okay, let's be friends :)

Thank you for sharing this. Andy Garcia and Ethan Hawke's laughing was great, as was Gary Oldman cracking up midway through reading the tweet. But Sofia Vergara's answer was awesome, and dead-on about confronting slut-shaming.