You guys, I don't hate black people, I just think being black is a sin. I'm not racist right?

No.

I don't have a problem with single-sex education. There are times in my life it probably would have benefited me immensely. I have a problem with THIS single-sex education.

Oh, fuck off. It was a rhetorical question, and sometimes it's more fun to ask the hive-mind than Goo- you know what? Forget it. Just fuck off.

I am ok with structuring classrooms to be a safe space for a specific gender. I went to an all girl's school and despite the expected bitchyness and plethora of body/emotional problems. The time we were given to focus on our personal development was a godsend. The school celebrated academics, sport and to a (sadly)…

As it was at my all-girls private school: "you're all women, this is a safe, stereotype free, environment; we're going to perform the thermite reaction today girls!"

Jez seems to have a bee in its bonnet about single-sex education, which bothers me because it ends up discounting the lived experience of many women who feel strongly that single-sex education was a great experience and one that they value and believe is responsible for helping them to become leaders.

is the Toss Salad and Scrambled Eggs song from Fraiser an original? I was always kind of fond of of The Nanny's opener, but probably because it was animated. And I know it doesn't have lyrics, but The Andy Griffith Show! Best whistle-tune ever!

Shit, I have to wash things a lot because I have a toddler who is constantly covered in food and wants hugs. There's no way I can get through more than one wear of anything I have.

I actually work for a variety of colleges/universities in terms of fundraising. And having alumni participate, regardless of the amount, is important because it helps their rankings. If enough alumni respond that this isn't why they are giving, it will matter to them. And now that this is floating around social media,…

I don't want to be that person, but I am. It's one *alumna* who sent back her donation card with a note. alumni is the plural (masculine/mixed). alumnus is the masculine signature, alumnae the feminine plural.

Unless her last name is on one of the buildings, I don't know how effective this tactic will be.

I'm not trying to lighten the issue here and it is commendable that some alumni are speaking up, but it is common knowledge in higher education circles (and most circles that rely on donations) that the most vocal donation with-holders are the people who don't give anyway. It is unlikely that this will result in…

I have solved the "bored while eating" problem that plagues so many. I will provide three solutions from "most expensive" to "least expensive"

he had ordered a burrito at Chipotle when he realized he didn't have anything to do while he was digesting his iphone battery was dead.

"UUUGGGGGGHHHHH, for shit's sake. No good deed goes unpunished, AMIRITE??"

Was just coming here to say that was my favorite part! Even after she pounces and scares the crap out of the dog, she continues chasing until she knows the dog is gone and then runs back toward the little kid!

Cat's know it's all in the attitude

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

That's an easy one: There would be no Tom Hanks if it wasn't for Bosom Buddies. There is Tom Hanks in spite of Mazes and Monsters.