Still waiting for my Abhorsen trilogy movies.

I am so, so annoyed that those of us who were writing better Harry Potter fanfic than Cassie Clare never got to see our creations come to life on the big screen.

As it happens, the thing that everyone remembers as the coolest part of my wedding arose out of our saving money. Our church was about five blocks from the hotel where we were having the reception. Having a limo or whatever to take us five blocks seemed like a waste of money. I suggested we walk it, and enjoy the…

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I kind of appreciate that he is called the "gunman", and the only name I can remember from this is hers. This is amazing.

Can I brag, just a little? I got some good news this week, but it's not the sort you can tell your friends or coworkers. I had a physical the other day, and found out that I have officially crossed the borderline from "obese" (according to the BMI chart) to "overweight". The doctor even said my weight wasn't a…

I'm bromoting this bromment, brocause I abbrociate you brofessionalism. I am not some mindless brone that they can just brogram with some broneheadded brommercial pitch!

See, I'm a sucker for the big elaborate group numbers.

Oh if Syfy only had a brain and some courage and perhaps a heart, they might remember that they reimagined this already.

This is one of those things people don't tell you BEFORE you have a baby: You look pregnant for weeks afterward. You don't just "pop" back like a deflated balloon. I was just thinking I thought it was great she was not trying to hide the post-baby belly to help everyone be a little more realistic.

I admit, it's refreshing to see a new mother walk out of the hospital actually looking like a new mother. Nice reality check/reminder.

This is a fantastic story! I love how it was told in tweets.

Seems to be a direct hit against "Tumblr fangirls." I will admit that at 25, that site regularly gives me a case of "the olds."

Madeline, Imma let you finish, but the best Jimmy Fallon news ever is that JESSE AND THE RIPPERS WILL BE PERFORMING ON THE SHOW ON FRIDAY

Y'all, NYC is a mouth-breathing troll. Stop feeding.

I always get slightly uncomfortable with arguments about "who should be having abortions," but that is a personal thing. Some people who would be labelled "Bad parents" actually are quite good. Some of the worst entitled pieces of work come from married, stable, well to do families (in fact, that background seems to…

So just to recap:

This is why I gave birth at home on a bed of lentils.

Or raining, hot, and humid - the WORST combo.

Speaking of Marco Rubio, this was probably my favorite #standwithwendy thing floating around Facebook this weekend. (created by the fine people at Progress Texas)