Thank you! I’m sick of these felons complaining about their options after getting out. No one will hire me! No one will rent to me! My shitty TV show was cancelled after six seasons! Stop bitching and accept responsibility for your actions!

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

I would love this twist.

Wow. I’m certainly no fan of the Kardashian Klan, but you’re officially and definitively a bitch.

you can tell I’m a kid who grew up on Archie comics by my use of the word “jalopy”

K.J. Apa, who is currently making headlines because he fell asleep at the wheel after a 14.2-hour work day and crashed his car into a light pole.

I always say it peni. Like the plural of cactus is cacti, the plural of penis should be peni.

I WAY prefer the term penisi for multiples. I shall try to work it into my conversations as soon as I can.

@ArielWray

She does not seem like a good person.

Rosie is pissing me off. She’s still the parent but she wants to fight like equals. Tweeting about Chelsea’s mental illness and being hit by her BF is fucking gross. The more she publicly humiliates her, the more isolated the girl is going to be. Rosie is the looniest one of all. She’s talking about “didn’t u love me…

with her attorney, Lisa Bloom.

Holy shit, this passes as newsworthy? There are literally 100,000 worse things being done by kids right this second.

I feel so bad for her and anyone who is literally suffering from pain.

But did you see THIS?

My bad, I know Magus
Look how legit his staff looks!

I generally agree, but I find it rather strange that the letter never once mentions how his/her fiancée feels about this situation considering that this is her sister. We know the LW feels the sister is a user and a nightmare and would rather she not come at all if she insists on bringing her children with her, but…

MORE WINDOW BOOKS, PEASANTS!