“All the wives are magicians’ assistants (the field has never accepted women, because they are just lousy at tricks).”

As if Kim Kardashian would follow her triumph over Taylor Swift with a clunky fake robbery. If KK ever DID stage a robbery, the execution would be a thing of beauty, down to her rescue by Kanye and somehow flawlessly pinning it on that douche “prankster” who recently assaulted her.

There is rape in Humans. The dad, Joe, activates the 18+ code on the synth because he’s feeling resentful of his busy wife. I remember it because the synth regains control of her body and is incredibly sympathetic to joe bc she “could see in his eyes he regretted it before even finished.” Gross.

Champing at the bit. Champing.

She isn't even cocky. She's awed by her talent, as everyone is. All she's doing is owning it.

Am I really the only one who wants the option to block text messages from someone, but have all the blocked messages populate once I decide to unblock?

See that surprises me bc it seems like if you’re looking for an insanely padded bra, you can find THAT in any size, including a 22 triple D. There is no one they are not ready to equip with an unseemly amount of padding.

I sympathize cuz that is gross, but that's like saying you ate the pith of a grapefruit once and you swore off all fruit ever since. It's understandable, but I urge you to reconsider.

Funny, seems like the entire cast acting like a bunch of babies with sour grapes had to be the most deserving moment of a “how rude!”

You got such backlash for this non confrontational comment, like every single person who read it took direct affront to your critique of their smoothie making skills. Sugar content in smoothies is an important factor to consider... I don't know why everyone jumped down your throat.

Could Kesha fulfill her contractual obligations by doing a couple of unmarketable techno albums consisting of her making statements about her unhappiness over a beat?

Wendy Leibman is coming for your stars.

Bet she's vegan. Oreos are the bright spot in the vegan sky.

You can. It's a common freezing method now.

Talk more about this please.

When society comes to realize its folly in separating day- from evening-wear, truly then we will all be “woke af”.

Same and same. I feel wrong.

I thought you made up the quotes. Incredible.

In high school, I once saw a girl I didn’t know well shout at a guy from down the block “You can EAT. ME. OUT!” With one leg lifted and angled outward while she pointed, in case he was unclear on the directive.