Exactly the way it was in the Bible.

Just remember we are victims of horrific gerrymandering that has kept republicans in power.

I want to say fuck Texas, but then I think of all the people in the areas hardest hit who likely had nothing to do with our country’s current destruction. Meanwhile, Professor Swan’s paternal family (from whom he is now more or less permanently estranged) are safe and comfortable in their all-white exclusive inland…

He and the sheriff’s department have been sued ad nauseum. Millions and millions of dollars in settlement and jury verdicts have been paid out. His fans don’t care. He doesn’t pay it. The deputies don’t pay it. The taxpayers pay it.

Can I feel sympathy for the people affected by Harvey in Texas while still openly hating Texas? Because that’s how I feel.

A man who’s going to bounce will do it no matter what you name the kid.

Also, what are the odds of him shamelessly begging for federal relief money after the storm?

Seeing this asshole standing out there exposed has never made me more Team Hurricane in my entire life.

Texas tea party Rep. Blake Farenthold (R), who represents an area that is directly in the path of Hurricane Harvey

What a fine specimen of white manhood, political brilliance and intellectual superiority.

That chest x-ray is looking pretty serious for ol’ Farenthold there.

I’m waiting for her to write a song about all of her FedExes

It hasn’t even been 24 hours and I am already exhausted by Taylor.

This is how I feel about essential oils, kombucha, and all those other fads. Crystals are pretty, oils smell good, and kombucha is tasty. Thats all more than enough reason to enjoy, please stop telling people that they have “healing powers”. If the airplane story ended with “this is my lucky charm, it makes me feel…

Many people don’t even know the term “placebo effect” but it’s really powerful. All I wanna know is:

Nicki may have taken part of Katy’s pettiness in that Godawful Swish Swish but Kendrick took part in Taylor’s mediocre song Bad Blood.

This is the episode where the detective spends most of his time drinking in the office with his head in his hands.

I mean they could make a dent if they’d try but no... they have other things to do! Harrumph.

The media didn’t change the rules. The cultural revolution and feminism changed the rules; they redefined marriage. Women deserve so much more than to be sold into marriages for social and political reasons to a man who will neither love nor be faithful to them. They deserve more than suffering the humiliation of…