Ladies and gentlemen: the president of the United States.

I’m gonna wear out this gif.

She IS GenX in flesh form. And I love her.

She just seems so genuine, and I love that she isnt afraid to just be vulnerable and weird. Everyone is so polished and calculated and worried about cultivating a brand now

I loved molly ringwald too, but there was something about Winona, you wanted to go smoke a cigarette behind the gym and talk about The Smiths.

Our latest dialogue about this:

I still have my “Free Winona” Shirt.

I love Winona, she’s truly never been an attention whore, not even when she was the It girl in the 80s and early 90s. I miss the days of not knowing everything about a star.

That’s because Keanu Reeves is an immortal and doesn’t want a paper trail complicating his lifestyle.

“She’s gonna be fine.”

Yep, a crime is an offense against the state, not the victim. That’s why the state sits alone at the table, and a victim is merely the state’s witness.

Quoth the rapist: women are “more perfidious than the men, in general”

*Stephen A. Smith voice*

He says his wife is “an advisor”

Can I just pay $10 on my $600 student loan bill this month? That’d be swell.

WTF? Wife isn’t a government employee and absolutely is mandated to pay for those flights by law.

“Jon Huntsman has been named the ambassador to Russia.”

I think that it would be easier to determine who ISN’T a grifter among Trump’s cabinet of deplorables.

So is he very subtly suggesting he might, perhaps “look into it”? Is he just barely hinting that maybe he’s “not happy”? Who the fuck speaks like that? Does this idiot get paid by the word, and there’s some kind of escalator payment based on using the same goddam word over and over? “OK, so maybe I don’t actually have…

as bad as all those trespasses are, my biggest gripe with tom price is that he is essentially a mirror-world evil tim gunn, which should never be a thing.