That’s why I don’t click the links. Things are more poignant when they just hang in space like twinkly non sequiturs. And context would only distract from the important questions, like whether it should be an unfinished wood frame and how you would secure the ear chunk. Like, instead of a pushpin, you could stake it…

“How much I’ve been moved and touched to see you in tears.”

Considering Debra is a star on one of NBC’s most highly rated and beloved sitcoms, which they are rebooting with great fanfare, and Megyn Kelly is basically 0-2 on NBC, and will soon be known as “omg I totally forgot Megyn Kelly had a talk show for a couple months in 2017", I kinda doubt that anyone at NBC said…

It’s beyond laughable for him to say that any network would dump a show for philosophical reasons if it was making them big money. Every single network is part of some massive, multinational communications conglomerate that represents the pinnacle of no-fucks-given capitalism. They wouldn’t care what came out of Tim…

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

His comeback was extremely controversial and many people protested; it was debated all over the media for weeks. Did people care about Tim’s background when hired? Probably not. That’s the difference.

It’s the same thing with Christians trying to pretend they’re majority and the minority at the same time...they want everyone to follow along with them because they’re the majority religion, but then talk about how they’re the most persecuted religion in the US.

It’s funny how people who are so into the free market get mad when capitalism runs its course. The market has spoken, Tim. It didn’t like you.

Cult of eternal victimhood, just like the evangelical christians.

Remember that time that Tim Allen got busted for drunk driving?

Thank you! I’m sick of these felons complaining about their options after getting out. No one will hire me! No one will rent to me! My shitty TV show was cancelled after six seasons! Stop bitching and accept responsibility for your actions!

Ugh, Tim Allen is the definition of a mediocre white man succeeding for no reason. He went to jail for a relatively short time for drug trafficking and then got roles on television as a FAMILY MAN. He is absolutely not a victim here, what black person do you know with his background would ever wind up getting the…

Tim Allen, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are the holy trinity of celebrity embarrassments from Michigan.

Well, there’s nothing quite as unfair as a slighted rich white man.

Almost every conservative I have ever met is a whiny little bitch. Hollywood goes where there is money to be made. They do not care if it’s liberal or conservative money. Money is money.

I will never cease to be amazed by the way conservative figures, in politics, entertainment or otherwise, can play the “I’m just too dangerous and edgy for people to accept” when republicans hold both houses of Congress and there’s a nominally republican president in the White House.

This was also the era in which the American public officially transitioned to being consumers rather than citizens. If we wished to show our patriotism after 9/11, we were exhorted to go out and shop.

“Nothing is easier or more pathetic than being a critic,” Trump said then, “because they’re people that can’t get the job done.”

Fuck you, you racist, fascist KKKeebler Elf of a man! Fuck you with an underripe pineapple.

“But it is transforming into an echo chamber of political correctness and homogenous thought, a shelter for fragile egos.”