It was pretty well established on the show that not a one of those dudes could manage to get it up for their girlfriends more than once every six months, so to me this is less Would U and more of a Could He?

I would sleep with James BUT only if he let me slap his smarmy little face

Who voted for Current-State Jax? You’re likely to end up with a sweaty, crimson-faced corpse pinning you to his futon.

He was recently on an episode of Workaholics as a quasi-homeless former High School drama teacher and it was hilarious. It was like the perfect role for Andy Dick.

“Excuse me sir, yes, before you assault me could you wait one moment? I need to strap on my GoPro. One sec, one sec.....sorry the strap is fiddly...”

Yes, the fucking Steubenville rape apologists have found a new cause. I saw this on pinterest and it was so right on about what happened:

Funny how the agenda of single women consist primarily of policies that benefit society in general rather than just a few...

That’s weird, I always thought Kate Moss had a lot of experience with fresh powder.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

So tired of her selective incapacitation. So tired I might have to spend the next nine months year three years in bed, like her.

In fairness, female actors get criticized for their physical appearance as do female musicians.

I'd walk out on Weeknd too.

Also why is Ed Sheeran a thing? There are so many singer-songwriters whose music is just as appealing to a broad audience and actually happens to be not that shitty. And the video and the song Bad Blood sucked. (#JusticeForBlankSpace).

I think I echo your sense of confusion around what it really means to say that “the times were different,” and how that is both simultaneously an explanation and a failure of an explanation.

It is easy to denounce the part Bowie played in this, even with any number of purportedly mitigating factors: the political context, Maddox’s story, the fact that he lived with generosity and openness, the less generous fact that his synapses were perpetually blitzed with cocaine.

So did they get minimum wage, part time position with no benefits? Because nothing spells romance like poverty.

I mean, the Federalists did distrust the general populace enough to keep even landless white men from voting. Folks like Adams referred to democracy derisively as “mobocracy” and a “leveling spirit.” That’s why we have the electoral college, after all. But fuck trying to live our lives in the mold of elite men who…

This is the only Lame Duck I see