What kind of *nistic would it be, were some kind person to stick a large vegetable up his ass. I'm sorry; he doesn't get the "vag" option, even though he is a cunt.

Damn you! You lured a self-confessed nerd onto Deadspin with the promise of Bieber hijinx. Grrr!

Is this another case of Florida Man strikes again!? Or maybe this is what happens when Florida men cross paths? Perhaps, that's what they meant by, "Don't cross the streams!"

Kinda like my dentist's constant comments about my "uncontrollable tongue". Dumb shit that makes you feel bad. Never mind, a narrow vagina is a good thing!

I don't know much about Audis or VW's, but I do know that in the UK...

No word yet on what they should do with "random pics of nobody kids".

Damn! I guess that makes sense. I mean, Wikipedia is never wrong.

Well, I actually meant getting out of one's shoes and pants more...

That's okay. No offense meant or taken.

I felt sure this game was available for the ZX Spectrum (and conversely, the Timex 1000). The Wikipedia article mentions just about every circa 1984 platform under the sun, but also omits the faithful Speccy. I started believing I was going mad, or senile... And then I found this!

Yes. I know.

You should probably get out more. This is fairly tame when compared with the horrors of 4chan, Reddit, or even... Facebook.

I had to quit my job after I ran out of paid leave... but it was worth it. Who knows, maybe I'm the World Champion!

I much prefer to see Fappy Birds...

No escape from reality (dem cars gone, man!)

Barely...

Bukkake udon noodles...

The funny thing is... you think you're joking...

I make a point to promote that dirty rag of a book every chance I get. Three deaths and counting... and not long until there's a fourth (and a fifth).