As someone who doesn't play Destiny, it's really the only reason I click on the articles anymore.

Jason, I literally almost tweeted at you asking where the snarky post about the Destiny patch was. I decided against it, but I most definitely am not disappointed.

lol the glasses

The irony is delicious.

Whatever it takes to fend off carpal tunnel, bro. I understand.

Man, I should have just written "Dead or Alive shouldn't be a guilty pleasure" and then gone and got a sandwich.

Can we all just appreciate, for a moment, the genius that is Jason Schreier's opening sentences to Destiny articles??

They half-listen. That's the problem.

M.E. No, this change applies to all levels of the Weekly Heroic.

I just treat women like other people and it seems to work pretty well.

Case in point: Portal.

I like your attitude.

You ever just look at a game and think "not for me?". It looks fun and all, well polished and interesting in design, but nothing about it remotely clicks with me. And that's cool, I hope those who do like it have fun.

Left 4 Dead > Evolve

Still D.O.O.R. by Dr. Door and Snoop Dizoor.

Really guys? You haven't learned by now? I stopped buying into his hype after enjoying the hell out of Black and White and I haven't looked back. I mean, the guys is nice, very enthusiastic and all and I don't hate him, but come on..

Shut the fuck up. Your PC elitism is beside the point, and just an example of you being an asshole.

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