And now for a few gifs I made but didn't end up using. It looks so pretty, you guys.

Dead Island all over again

So one the one hand you have the credibility of Kickstarter at risk, on the other you have your own immature platform preferences. And you're torn on whether or not you want it to succeed? Grow up.

Facebook was down on monday? I didn't even notice and for that, i'm proud of myself.

I still have to say I like the villager Treepotato better:

I cannot read this.

Reminds me of the Gran Turismo 3 rubber band trick to get max money. Man, those were the days of not playing games, I tell you what.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

This is NOT ok.

I didn't read it that way -at all-.

"plunge his thumb into the Postmaster's box"

Lol forever @ "hypnotic douche magic"

A friend of my partner is like that. He just has this blind, unwavering (cough... baseless) confidence that at least some women appear to mistake for redeeming qualities. I've seen several otherwise sane women throwing themselves at him and following him around like a puppy dog to the absolute bafflement of all of…

He avoided getting married to someone he didn't love, saving them both from years of unhappiness. Clearly he is an asshole.

You go first.

And again, there is no crime here.

He shoots peanuts.

"I will poop in every pair of shoes you own for this."

Here's our Miss Brown, with roughly the same reaction to her Christmas sweater: