Would have been a lot easier if they’d had a boy.

He blew his clav out on a sack

“Case closed?”

It’s from poverbs.

“I’m not an alcoholic, its for ... a series of time capsules I’m planting around the city. Dozens of them. Hundreds!”

Not even Michigan’s worst loss:

First, second, fifth...no sixth! THIRD!

This is shocking news.

Leia’s extensions are gross.

Much of the US has no emission testing at all, hence my ignorance. I know until a few years ago at least, many state emissions test actually required an air quality sniffer to be inserted into the tailpipe for an objective reading. The car had no way of knowing it was being tested (which makes sense).

Maybe the best subtitle I have ever read.

Their jerseys look like they belong in one of those fictional football leagues from movies.

I think you’re forgetting about someone...

Oh I thought you were talking about Coldwell “Express” Banker. (Seriously interesting read!)

+1 laud

He’s a friar.

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.