“I can’t believe it! God this is worse than when-”
“DON’T SAY IT, TOM!”
“I’m just sayin’, whoever heard of a Boston Crab?”
“IT’S A BACKBREAKER, TOM! IT STARTED AS A BACK BREAKER AND BAH GAWD IT WILL ALWAYS BE A BACKBREAKER!”

“....What about the Walls Of Jericho?”

Kane’s Dr. Evil-ish therapy monologue was just the best.

Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your PA mic??

Donnie Tyndall looks like an adult baby.

Frontrunner for the VP nod?

He’s the best heel this side of Paul Heyman.

As much as I love the Tour, it disrupts daily life all over France. That takes a lot of Gaul.

innnnn puuuuut

When he starts drinking 116 beers in one evening, then I’ll be impressed.

Studies have shown that 100% of people exposed to the dihydrogen monoxide eventually die.

Wow.. Dihydrogen monoxide.. Serious stuff. One could say it started it all

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Woulda been a Falken bad day if it Dunlop’d her.

Terrible form on that DDT... who’s his wrestling coach John Cena?

NWA... PG? Home of Ric Flair and his innuendo-filled promos and regularly bloodied face, the early Starcades and their brutal matches, the 1987 War Games.... PG? No. The southern territory in the '70s and '80s was brutal.