Needs a more appropriate soundtrack...SPORTS!

$10 for missing a tutor? Damn, son, when I come home I never miss Tudor’s. That $10 gets me two Thundering Herds, two Ron’s and a large coffee.

Maybe they bought a bunch of this stuff, just in case.

There’s a part of me that says this has to be a business move, a way to increase the power of his brand so that it doesn’t matter if he loses, he still wins. But, there’s another part of me that wishes this were some kind of Amazing Randi stunt where he gets the nomination and, when giving his acceptance speech,…

He is an experienced Doctor...

+1 doodie

He could go as an aging Peter Lorre for Halloween, or anytime.

So what would happen if a guy throws a fastball at a batter in retaliation and it hits him and kills him? I suppose the burden of proof is in proving it was intentional beyond the shadow of a doubt, but surely this had been considered by someone?

I guess the Creminoles are back...

Johnny Cab!

K-Car Kulture!

Years ago, I was having a conversation about the Mayan calendar, Epic of Gilgamesh and the like with an Evangelical friend. His view was that the world was no older than 10,000 years, so I asked him how he and his sources explained fossils. He told me that Satan holds dominion over the Earth and they were put in the…

“Don’t just sit there, God damnit! I’ve got two barrels of pickles, seven bologna sandwiches and three bottles of Fanta just sittin’ back here and I refuse to die until I’ve seen Jim Thorpe’s grave. Now you’re either coming with me, or I’m going it alone. But, make it quick ‘cause I’ve only got 48 hours left on this…

Secretary of the Treasury